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[12] Lightbulbs Jokes

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SpicyJokes.com # 133

Thanks to: Cindy Blanchett - USA.
rec.:5/25/2001 pub.:5/25/2001

Ranking: 1.79 / 24

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it will be fined (fixed?) in the next version.

SpicyJokes.com # 134

Thanks to: Andrea Celine - USA.
rec.:5/25/2001 pub.:5/25/2001

Ranking: 2.07 / 14

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the lightbulb is not functioning per the spec.

SpicyJokes.com # 132

Thanks to: Harry Stanton - USA.
rec.:5/25/2001 pub.:5/25/2001

Ranking: 1.40 / 35

Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:5/11/2010 pub.:5/11/2010 Sent:7/25/2010

Ranking: 0

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to secretly dial an 800 number to order an American light bulb.

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