New Inventions by Blondes:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

A blonde gets a date with a very intelligent man. She didn't know much about what smart people talk about, so she decided to ask her friends.
"What do smart people like to talk about?" she asked.
"Oh, I heard that they talk about the state capitals," one of her friends said.
So she studied and studied until she knew all of the state capitals.
That Friday night, when she went on her date, they sat there quietly, not saying anything, until she said, "Hey, I know all my state capitals. Say any state and I bet you that I know it."
"OK," he said, "What is that capital of Montana?"
She thought for a moment, and then said, "Oh! That one's easy! It's... 'M!'"

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Hey says "Barman, a black and tan please!" The barman makes him the best black and tan he ever tasted, using Guiness and Bass Ale. As he enjoys his beer, another man walks in and sits next to him.
He says "Barman, a Coors Light please." The first man says "Ahh Coors Light, that brinks back memories, like the time I made love in a boat." The other man says "What do you mean?" The first guy says "Well, It's fucking close to water."

Q: Why do blondes not talk during sex?
A: They were told not to talk to strangers.