Q: What do you call two rednecks making out?
A: Relative Humidity.

There is a man from West Virginia who has ten children and doesn't want anymore. So he decides to go see his doctor. He says "Doc I have ten kids and I don't want anymore, what can you do about it?" The doctor says "go home get a soda can and a cherry bomb, light the cherry bomb put it in the can hold it to your ear and count to ten". Well the man isn't sure about this so he goes to get a second opinion from a doctor in North Carolina. He goes into the doctor’s office and tells the doctor "Doc I have ten kids and I don't want anymore what can you do about it?" Well the doctor tells him just hop up on the table and snip snip and we are through. “The man says "Whoa doc my doctor in West Virginia told me...."Wait you are from West Virginia? here's what you do, get a soda can and a cherry bomb, light the cherry bomb drop it in the can hold it to your ear and count to ten." So upon hearing this the man leaves and goes home .He gets the soda can and the cherry bomb lights it, puts it to his ear and counts on one hand 1,2,3,4,5, then he puts the can between his legs and counts on the other hand 6,7,8,9, Boooom! No more kids!

You Might Be A Redneck If..
You might just be a red neck if you house has wheels and your car doesn't.

You Might Be a Redneck If. . .
You think a Ford Mustang is a new bread of horse.
You prefer to sleep in the truck than in your house.
You have heard more than four people say "Your mamma...she's naked!" before running out of a room with new heart conditions.
You've ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.
You break wind in public and blame it on your kid.