What the difference between keeping the same job for twenty years and being married for twenty years? After twenty years, the job still sucks.

Two guys are in a bar, having a beer and discussing different positions. The first one announces, “My favorite position is ‘the rodeo.’” “How does that one work?” asks his friend. “Well,” the first one replies, “you get your wife on all four on the bed, then do it to her doggy style. When she really starts enjoying it, you whisper in her ear, “Your sister likes this position, too.” Then you try and hang on for eight seconds!”

We know of a cautious young man who, upon discovering that his girlfriend had forgotten to take the pill one night, gave her tongue-lashing.

“Isn’t the moon lovely?” she sighed.
“If you say so,” answer her boyfriend. “I’m in no position to say.”