One day a father is walking down the hallway of his house and overhears his daughter praying. She says, "Lord, please bless my entire family, but most important, please bless my grandfather." Three weeks later her grandfather dies. The father walking down the hall at the same time a day later and over hears his daughter praying again. She says, "Lord, please bless my entire family, but most important, bless my grandmother." Three weeks later her grandmother dies. The next night the dad overhears his daughter praying again. She says, "Lord, please bless my entire family, but most important, bless my father." So for the next three weeks the father is extremely cautious about everything he does. He drives slow, walks slow, and even makes unnecessary doctor's appointments. He comes home on the last day of the three-week period and finds his daughter in the living room. He asks, "How was your day at school?" "Oh, fine, “She replies. "Anything interesting happen today? “He asks. "Yeah, the mailman died."

A small girl’s father asked her what she would most like for Christmas. The girl, knowing that her mother was expecting, replied, “A baby brother.” To everyone’s delight, the mother came back from the hospital on Christmas Eve with a baby boy in her arms. Some time later, the father said to his daughter, “And next Christmas what would you like?” “Well,” said the girl, after some thought, “If it wouldn’t be too uncomfortable for Mom, I’d like a pony.”

One day a little boy walks into his class. He is 5 minutes late. His teacher says,
"Timmy, where have you been?" He replies, "On Blueberry Hill", and goes to his seat. The next day he comes to class 10 minutes late. His teacher says, "Timmy, where have you been?" He says, "on Blueberry Hill", and goes to his seat. The next day a new girl walked into Timmy's class. The teacher says, "Can you please tell everybody your name?" The little girl says, "Blueberry Hill".

Little Sue came running in from school. “Mommy! Mommy! At show and tell,
Bobby showed us something that is six inches long, has two nuts, and can make me very fat!”
Gasping, the Mom said, “Sue! What on earth did he show you?
The girl replied, “An Almond Joy!”