Q: What’s the first thing that disappears on a man’s dick when he gets hard?
A: Wrinkles!

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: "You can keep the tip"

What is the definition of macho?
Jogging home after a vasectomy

For a Man his friend’s are like his balls -
- Very close
- Constantly at hand
- Always hanging around
- and doing nothing but without them he's simply not a COMPLETE MAN!!!!