Q. Why was the blonde's belly button sore?
A. Because her boyfriend was blonde too!

Q Why can't you teach a blonde how to drive?
A. Every time you stop the car, she jumps in the back seat.

A man has to go on a business trip for the weekend so he gives his blonde wife a new cell phone. "You can use this phone to reach me in case of an emergency as well as for your everyday use," he told her. "Thanks, I'll do just that”, she said. Well the man returned home from his trip to find his wife very upset. "What's wrong honey?", he asked. "This stupid phone you gave me is a piece of crap, that's what's wrong!" "Fine. Tell me what happened" "Well, she said, I turned the phone on, pressed the menu button, placed my order, pressed the send button and no one has delivered me any food yet!"

A blond went to a dude ranch and signed up to go horseback riding. The cowboy who was assisting guests asked her what kind of saddle she used? She asked what kind do you have? They told her English and Western. She asked the difference, they told her one had a horn and the other didn't. She said give me the one without a horn, "I don't expect to find much traffic!"