You might be a redneck if ...
You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name.
You've ever been given a gun as a present.
Flannel is your favorite color.

You might be a redneck if you think hitting a deer at 65mph is fast food.

If a Cop pulls you over on the side of the road and asks for your I.D. and you get out of your car and show him you belt buckle, you might be a redneck.

You Might Be a Redneck If. . .
You think that Australia is ruled by the south because their flags are similar.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener
Your only tie is made of leather, silver and turquoise
You think that the Dark Side is a room in your house.