Billy Joe and his bride are on their honeymoon when their car breaks down. They make it to a farmer’s house, and the farmer agrees to let them spend the night. The next morning he yells up to them, “It is 11 o’clock. Are you coming down to breakfast?”
Billy Joe yells back, “We’re living on the fruits of love.”
The farmer yells, “Terrific. Live on the fruits of love. But would you please quit chuckn’ the peels out the window? You’re chokin’ my ducks.”

This farmer called the employment office and told the
official that he needed some hoers.
"Do you mean prostitutes", the official asked
"I dont care what their religion is as long as they
can hoe corn."

A man was driving down a quiet country road when out onto the road strayed a rooster.
Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at a nearby farmhouse and rang the doorbell. Farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.”
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”

Farmer Bill says to his doctor, “Doc, once in a while when I’m out in the field. I get excited and feel like romancing, but by the time I run back to the house to my wife, I lose the feeling.” The doctor says, “Just take your shotgun out into the field with you. When you get the feeling, shoot off the gun, and when your wife hears it, she can come out to you.” A few months later the doctor sees Bill in town. He sys, “Well, Bill, how’s the old sex life?” The farmer says, “Oh, it was great for a while, Doc…until hunting season came and my wife run herself to death.”