There was a blonde and she bought a brand new Convertible Porsche. She was driving along and she hit a guy's diesel. The man got out burning with anger. He pulled the blonde out of the car got a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the road and put the blonde in the circle and told her to stay in that circle. Then he got back in his diesel and ran over the blonde's new Porsche several times. Then when he got back he saw that the blonde was laughing. He asked:” why are you laughing? I just ran over your car”. The blonde said,"I got out of the circle 3 times".

A blind man walks in to a bar and sits down to have a drink. He says to the bartender, "You want to hear a good blonde joke?" The bartender says, "Well, sir, I myself am a blonde and I really wouldn't appreciate it. And the man sitting next to you is about 265 lbs. and is also a blonde. Then the man behind you is a good 285 lbs. who just happens to be a blonde too. So let me ask you sir, do you really want to tell that blonde joke?" The blind man said, “No. I don't feel like explaining it three times!"

A blonde is racing to her convertible as it begins to rain. All of the sudden, she screams "NO, NO!!!!"
A man standing near by rushed to her aid. "What's wrong?"
The blonde said, "I locked the keys in the car and the top's down!"

Q. How do you know when a blonde's having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.