Q. How do you drownd a blonde?
A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the botton of the pool!

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse unbuttoned and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD!!! I left the baby on the bus again!!"

Why do blondes smile during lighting storms?
ANSWER:

They think their picture is being taken!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde a a refrigerator?
A: a refrigerator doesn't talk when you pull your meat out