“The trouble with Bob,” mentioned Sue to her roommate, “is that once he starts kissing you, he never knows where to stop.” “That’s funny,” Deb said. “The last time I went out with him, he found a great place to stop!”

Three women are talking about their sex lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says, “Well, I call my husband ‘The Miner’ because he has an incredible shaft.” The third sighs and says, “I call mine ‘The Postman.’ “Why the ‘Postman’? Asks one of them. “Because he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box!” says the woman.

Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys sex more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. We are completely obsessed with getting laid!”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better…. your ear or your finger?”

After hearing a couple’s complaint that their intimate life wasn’t what it used to be, the sex counselor suggests they vary their positions. “For example, “ he says, “you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go.” The eager husband is all for trying this new trick as soon as they get home. “Well, okay,” the hesitant wife agrees, “but on two conditions. First, if it hurts you have to stop right away. And second….” She continues, “You have to promise we won’t go past my parents’ house.”