These three girls decided to pet code name their boyfriends
So when they talked about them the other girls would not know who they were referring to. So they decided to code name them after soda pops.
The first said she would call her boyfriend Dr. Pepper, because he had to be loved at 10, 2, and 4.
The second said she would call her boyfriend Coca Cola because he was the Pause that Refreshes.
The third said she would call her boyfriend Four Roses.
"That's not a soda pop" the other two said, that’s liquor.
"That's right, that’s my man."

A woman goes to her doctor for a physical. The doctor notices she seems a little down he asks her what’s going on. “Well, my husband has lost that loving feeling it's been months. The doctor suggests she get him some Viagra. "Oh, he'd never agree to that." The Doctor says "Here take a sample and slip it in his morning coffee and see what happens. The wife agrees and makes an appointment for the following week. She returns the following week and the Doctor asked “How did it go? The wife replied "Both good and bad" "How so" asked the doctor.” Well I did what you said and while we were having breakfast I slipped it in his morning coffee. It wasn’t very long when he got that gleam in his eye and took me right there on the table. It was as wonderful as our honeymoon 30 years ago." The Doctor looked confused. "So what’s the bad part?
The wife looked at him sheepishly" We're banned from McDonalds for life"

An elderly couple is talking to their friends after going on a date together. The man says to his friend. ‘If I’d have known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler’
The woman says to her friend. ‘If I'd known he wanted sex, I'd have taken my tights off'.

“Hey,” the hooker said to the passer by, “What can you do about my itchy pussy.”
“Nothing,” said the man. “I don’t know diddly about Japanese cars”