Lone Ranger was captured by Geronimo. He tied the Lone Ranger to a stake. Geronimo asks, "Kemosabe, you have last request? You want a cigarette maybe?"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A teenage girl confessed: ‘Mom, I’m pregnant.’ ‘How?’ huffed the mother. ‘What did I tell you about sex?’ “That I should take measures. Well, that’s what I did! I took measures and went with the biggest.
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early-afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry,” he assures her, “my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there’s no risk.” As things get hot and heavy, the secretary reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, “We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!” “No problem,” he replies, “I’ll get my wife’s diaphragm.” After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in fury. “That witch!” he exclaims. “She took it with her! I always knew she didn’t trust me!”
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