A little girl and he mother were taking a walk in the park when they stumbled on two dogs having sex. The little girl asked her mom. What are they doing? Not knowing what to say the mom quickly answers, they are baking a cake. The next morning the little girl walks up to her mom and says. Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing last night, the mom asks what?.... you two where baking a cake. The mom asks; and how do you know? The little girl says cause I wiped the icing off the couch to watch TV!

One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. When time was over she called on a student named Johnny he said this is the process of having sex. He said, first you add the bed, subtract the clothes, a divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.

A woman was standing in the lobby of a hotel. A man walked by and hit her in the boob with his elbow. " Ouch! " cried the woman. " I’m sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your boob, you will forgive me." " Yes, but if your dick is as hard as your elbow, meet me in room 89."

Two prostitutes are standing on a street corner, one says to the other "I think it's gonna be a good night tonight, I can smell cock in the air!"
"Sorry" says the other, "I just burped!"