A street vendor is posted outside of a mental hospital selling donuts when he sees a man jump a fence and starts running towards him he started to move away with his basket of donuts, but the man followed him.
The donuts fellow thought that the man was hungry so he dropped a donut and kept going. But the man still follows which frightens this fellow even more. He thinks the man wants some more donuts, so he drops the whole basket and starts to run. But the man runs after him. Now he is really terrified. He decides to stop and fight back whatever may be the consequences. Then the man running behind him catches up to him and says “rascal, you made me run so much”, and he touches him and again says "you are out, now catch me" and he runs away.

The famous Monroe brothers were hunting in the south when one of them looks up to see the strangest looking bird he's ever seen. He asks his brother what type of bird it is and only gets a I don't know. They pick up their guns and start shooting at it. One says to the other "Did you hit it?" The other brother says "I don't know but I made him release that man"

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig! ”The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, “Bitch!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner; he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

"Two little kids saw a big ball in the sky one evening and an argument ensued between them. The first one said it’s the sun and the second one said it’s the moon. Suddenly, they saw an old man walking by so they decided to ask him. "Sir, we would like to know what is up there, is it the sun or the moon?" The man looked up and said, "sorry, I can't tell you I don't live in this neighborhood".