Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Man: 'How Much?'
Prostitute: '25 dollars'
Man: 'American Express?'
Prostitute: 'For 25 Dollars you can go as fast as you want!!!'

While eating a local diner, Mr. And Mrs. Mars exchanged horrified looks as the trucker sitting next to them lets out an enormous belch.
Indignantly tapping him on the shoulder, Mr. Mars says, “How dare you belch like that before my wife!
Looking up fro his soup, the trucker says, “Sorry. I didn’t know it was her turn.”

A man on a bus keeps staring at another male passenger; the male passenger has had enough and asks the man why he is staring. The man says ''If it wasn't for the moustache, you would look just like my wife''. The male passenger says ''I don't have a moustache''. ''No, but my wife does'' the man replies.