Too much sex is not good for one,
but rather nice for two!

Here I sit so constipated
My guts are tightly hyper inflated
My ass is rapidly numbing
The extractor fan impatiently humming
Anytime now that turd will come
And rupture the muscles of my BUM

Here I sit in simple bliss listening to my tinkling piss and those who knew me knew me well and those who don't can go to hell!!

Q: What did the fart say to burp?
A: If you'll be quite I'll let you out the back.