A gay is in a bar, on all fours, trying to pick up some money he has dropped.
The bouncer says, “Hey, you! Move it or I’ll give you a foot up the ass!”
The gay guy replies, “I think you’re bragging, but I’m game if you are!”

A guy is traveling across the plains of America and stops at a roadhouse. He stands at the end of the bar quietly sipping his beer and blowing smoke rings. After this goes on for a while an angry Indian approaches him and says, “Now buddy, listen if you don’t stop insulting my wife, I’ll kick the crap out of you!”

A man at a bar picks up a girl. They go back to his place and start a bit of foreplay. But the guy stops and says, “Listen give me a 68.” Mystified the girl says, “What the f…k is a 68?” He says “Give me a blow job and I’ll owe you one!”

After noticing a beautiful young redhead sitting alone at the bar, a young stud confidently strolls over to her side and says, “What can I get you, gorgeous?”
The woman blushes and replies, “if you’re sure you don’t mind, I’ll have a large stiff one, please.” “Would that be before or after I get the drinks?”