Q: Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license?
A: She got an "F" in sex.

A brunette walked into a doctors office and said" Dr. Dr.! It hurts all over, what should I do! Every where I touch hurts!" He touched every where asking if it hurt, and her reply was always no, he then asked "Were you once a blonde?" " Why, Yes" she said "How did you know?" Because you have a broken finger!

Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met.

Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handle bars