The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing and fondling his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?” The manager replied, “No, Sir, this I do free of charge.”

An inventor, looking for a loan, told his banker that he’d discovered a remarkable substance that, brushed lightly over a lady’s pussy, would give it an orange flavor. “No good,” the banker responded, after some though. “But if you can invent something to put into an orange that will make it taste like pussy, you can have your loan and we’ll both get rich!”

A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink company. When he asked about his duties, the manager explained. “Oh! It’s and easy job! All you have to do is call on ten women buyers every day, and knock sever-Up!”

A young successful banker decides to get his first tailor made suit. So he visits the finest tailor in town and gets measured. A week later he goes in for his first fitting. He puts on the suit and he looks stunning, he feels that in this suit he can really do business.
As he is preening himself in front of the mirror, he reaches down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he finds that there are no pockets. He mentions this to the tailor. ‘Didn’t you tell me you were a banker? The tailor asks. The young man answers, ‘Yes, I did.’ The tailor says, ‘Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?’