A blonde called in a repairman to fix her electric clock. He examined it, and told her: “there’s nothing wrong with your clock. You don't have it plugged in." - she replied. “I don't want to waste electricity - so I only plug it in when I want to know what time it is."

The perky blond returned home with an ultra-Mod, clear plastic mini-dress and held it up for her husband’s approval.
“Why, you can see right through it,” the incredulous husband gasped.
“No you can not, silly,” she answered. “Not when I’m in it.”

Did you hear about the tap dancing blonde?
She fell in the sink!

Q: What’s the meaning of "Eternity"?
A: 4 blonds at a 4-way stop