Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's

A blonde went into a bar. She sat down next to this guy and started watching the news. On the news there was a man getting ready to jump off a bridge. The blonde said, “I don’t think that he is going to jump." "No I am pretty sure he will,” said the guy. The blonde lays down a 50-dollar bill and says, “I bet you 50 dollars he won’t." The man lays down a 50 too and says, “I bet you 50 dollars he will" They kept watching and sure enough the man jumped. The blonde then pushes the 50 towards him. The guy laughs and says, "I can’t take that. I saw this an hour ago." The blonde says, “No you take it. I saw it an hour ago too. But I never dreamed he would jump again!"

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed blonde woman shopping and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

The blond young lady came home from the store and showed her husband the new dress she’d bought, which was made of plastic and totally transparent. “But honey,” the young husband gasped, “people will see right through it!”
“No they won’t, dummy,” she replied. “I’ll be inside of it.”