A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this, a joke?'

A kid is asked by mom to go out onto the back porch and fetch her a blanket she left out there to dry. However, the child is terrified of the dark. So, his mom reassures him that God will protect him. So, the child opens the door a crack and says, "God, seeing as you're already out there, could you pass me the blanket?"

A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns.
He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the workmen were eating lunch.
The pastor went to the open grave and found the vault lid already in place. Taking out his book, he read the service.
As he was returning to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say: "Think we should tell him it's a septic tank?"

A lone hiker, as night descended, fell over a cliff. Luckily, he managed to grab hold of a small branch and stop his fall, but his feet were still hanging over the gulf, and nothing but blackness was below. He shouted, “Is anybody down there?”
“Yes,” replied a great voice. “I am down here. Let yourself go. You can trust me. I am God”
There was a long silence, and then the hiker shouted, “Is anybody else down there?”