Conversation between George W. and his
National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:




George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.


George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Thanks.

One night about closing time, a waitress wiping off tables noticed a man outside of the window exposing himself. She ran to the phone and dialed the police. "Hurry, there's a democrat outside exposing himself to everyone!” she said.
"Calm down," they replied. "How do you know it's a democrat?"
"Because," she explained, "If it were a republican, he'd be in here screwing us!"

One young cute thing went to a lingerie store to buy some fashionable brassieres. The sales woman at the counter showed her a variety of brands out of which three strange names caught the attention of the stylish customer. These were ‘ Dictator’, ‘Democrat’ and ‘Politician’. A bit confused over the funny names, she asked the sales woman why these interesting names to something the ladies would never go for.

The sales woman replied “ Madam we have done a lot of research for apt names for our special brands. Every brand here has its own meaning. Now, Dictator is the one who suppresses the masses; Democrats actually uplift the fallen, do you get me”
“Then what about Politicians” asked the enthusiastic young lady “Politicians make mountains out of mole hills, probably this will be the one I’ll recommend for young beautiful girls like you, though on the costlier side” said the sales woman smilingly. Nodded the blushing young thing in agreement.

What do Saddam Hussein and nylon knickers have in common?
They both rub Bush up the wrong way.