Two little boys are talking in the backyard. “My daddy’s got a penis,” says the first. “My daddy’s got two penises,” says the second. “No way,” says the first. “Yeah,” says the second. “He’s got a small one to pee with and a great big one to clean the baby-sitter’s teeth!”

Melissa decided to confide in her roommate. “The strangest thing has been happening to me,” she said. “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” “I’ve never heard of such a strange illness,” her friend answered. “What do you take for it?” “Black pepper!” replied Melissa.

86-yr old Mabel sat down on the porch swing at the home and said to 88-year old Charlie "I'll bet I can guess how old you are!" He said, being a skeptic, said, "Ok, I'll take the bet".
She immediately unzipped his pants, stuck her hand inside, fooled around a little, then pulled her hand out and said "You're 88 yrs. old".

"How did you know that?"

"You told me yesterday".

A newly married couple was in bed on their wedding night for the first time.

Before they began, the wife said, a little nervously, "I'm afraid I have a confession to make. I've been with another man".

"Well, said the husband, "I have a confession to tell also. I've also been with another man".

She was so confused she didn't know which way to turn.